Posted 2 months ago
  1. Stepdad: is that Mary?
  2. Me: yeah
  3. Stepdad: Whaaaaaat?
Posted 2 months ago
Maybe it really wasn’t her. Maybe it was someone pretending to be her
My mom (about Mary shooting Sherlock)
Posted 2 months ago
  1. Mom: I am so effing confused
  2. Me: mind palace. He's in his mind palace.
  3. Mom: but that doesn't make sense. Mary wouldn't kill him!
Posted 2 months ago

The Price Is Right

secretariatjones:

Craig’s gonna host a special episode of The Price Is Right!
Taping’s on February 10th.
<3

(I’d go but my mom’s in the hospital for trying to kill herself, so all my money’s got to go towards paying the bills now)

Posted 2 months ago

Vote for the "Best Tumblr of the Year" Shorty Award

staff:

Do you love a blog? Okay, how hard do you love it? If you love it truly, madly, deeply, you will nominate it for the annual Shorty Award for Tumblr of the Year.

Nominees are now being accepted, and the winner will be honored at the official ceremony this April in New York City!

Hello my darling followers!
Vote for your favorite blog! :)
Not me, obviously, cuz there’s no way I’d win.
But it’d be great if a Fandom blog won.
Or one of The Gods of Tumblr ;)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

Reblog if you were ever bullied.

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

Yep. I stopped looking both ways before I crossed the street, hoping to get hit by a car. If I die, fine. If not, maybe I’ll get hospitalized so I’ll get a break.

(Source: nickastig)

Posted 2 months ago

TYT are on Tumblr!

Who knew?
:D

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
theyoungturks:

Mos Def Force-Ded Gitmo Detainee Style
Mos Def voluntarily subjects himself to the force feeding that Gitmo detainees have been put through while on hunger strike to show how torturous it is.  
Watch Mod Def’s experience of being force-fed, it looks as brutal as it sounds.

theyoungturks:

Mos Def Force-Ded Gitmo Detainee Style

Mos Def voluntarily subjects himself to the force feeding that Gitmo detainees have been put through while on hunger strike to show how torturous it is.  

Watch Mod Def’s experience of being force-fed, it looks as brutal as it sounds.

Posted 2 months ago

theyoungturks:

Chinese Anti Rapist Hair Leggings

 Most women tend to shave, pluck or wax their body hair, but not in China! The hair leggings are a new creation in China that are meant to repel perverts and rapists.

Will it work? And more importantly, will women really consider wearing it?

Whether it’s a feasible rape repellant or not, one thing they’ve definitely managed to get down is how nasty it looks!

Posted 2 months ago
shardwick:

I heart nerds.

shardwick:

I heart nerds.

Posted 2 months ago

theyoungturks:

'I'm Better off Dead' 11-Year Old Escapes Arranged Marriage. 


Nada Al-Ahdal escaped the arranged marriage her parents subjected her to at just 11 years of age.  She talks about her experience and sends a passionate message opposing the tradition of sending children away to adults for money.  See her monologue against this abhorrent tradition and Cenk’s thoughts about it.

Posted 2 months ago
theyoungturks:

Back Up Off Me Bro!
Steve Lonegan Brushes off Wife on Camera http://fw.to/uV5TglX

Jerk!

theyoungturks:

Back Up Off Me Bro!

Steve Lonegan Brushes off Wife on Camera http://fw.to/uV5TglX

Jerk!

Posted 2 months ago
theyoungturks:

gotta-moveon:

Rob Ford’s career.

Accurate, considering his latest debacle: ow.ly/qpMy9

theyoungturks:

gotta-moveon:

Rob Ford’s career.

Accurate, considering his latest debacle: ow.ly/qpMy9

(Source: speakoftrouble)